diff --git a/ops/nixos/default.nix b/ops/nixos/default.nix
index 94f95e1f2d..05e1312a94 100644
--- a/ops/nixos/default.nix
+++ b/ops/nixos/default.nix
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ let
       system = builtins.currentSystem;
       modules = [ (baseModule systemName) (args: { imports = [ lib/common.nix config ]; }) ];
     }).config.system.build.toplevel;
-  systems = [ "porcorosso" "ixvm-fra01" "marukuru" "clouvider-fra01" "totoro" "kusakabe" ];
+  systems = [ "porcorosso" "ixvm-fra01" "marukuru" "clouvider-fra01" "totoro" "kusakabe" "swann" ];
   rebuilder = system: (import ./lib/rebuilder.nix (args // { system = system; }));
   systemCfgs = lib.genAttrs systems
     (name: import (./. + "/${name}"));
diff --git a/ops/nixos/swann/README.md b/ops/nixos/swann/README.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2af2cc2d1f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ops/nixos/swann/README.md
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+<!--
+SPDX-FileCopyrightText: 2020 Luke Granger-Brown <depot@lukegb.com>
+
+SPDX-License-Identifier: Apache-2.0
+-->
+
+# swann
+
+Hardware running NixOS in my flat.
+
+* 4 core i3-4170 @ 3.70GHz.
+* ~3GiB of RAM.
+* 60GiB disk space.
+
+NICs on:
+
+* `ens-virginmedia` Virgin Media (DHCP)
+* `ens-general` General (192.168.1.1)
diff --git a/ops/nixos/swann/default.nix b/ops/nixos/swann/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..61ae580a28
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ops/nixos/swann/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,98 @@
+# SPDX-FileCopyrightText: 2020 Luke Granger-Brown <depot@lukegb.com>
+#
+# SPDX-License-Identifier: Apache-2.0
+
+{ depot, lib, pkgs, rebuilder, config, ... }:
+let
+  inherit (depot.ops) secrets;
+in {
+  boot.initrd.availableKernelModules = [
+    "sd_mod"
+    "ahci"
+    "usb_storage"
+    "usbhid"
+  ];
+  boot.kernelParams = [ "mitigations=off" ];
+
+  fileSystems = {
+    "/" = {
+      device = "/dev/disk/by-uuid/fc964ef6-e3d0-4472-bc0e-f96f977ebf11";
+      fsType = "ext4";
+    };
+    "/boot" = {
+      device = "/dev/disk/by-uuid/AB36-5BE4";
+      fsType = "vfat";
+    };
+  };
+
+  nix.maxJobs = lib.mkDefault 4;
+
+  # Use the systemd-boot EFI boot loader.
+  boot.loader.systemd-boot.enable = true;
+  boot.loader.efi.canTouchEfiVariables = true;
+
+  # Networking!
+  networking = {
+    hostName = "swann"; # Define your hostname.
+    domain = "house.as205479.net";
+    nameservers = ["8.8.8.8" "8.8.4.4"];
+    useDHCP = false;
+    interfaces = {
+      ens-virginmedia = {
+        useDHCP = true;
+      };
+      ens-general = {
+        ipv4.addresses = [
+          { address = "192.168.1.1"; prefixLength = 23; }
+        ];
+      };
+    };
+  };
+  services.udev.extraRules = ''
+    ATTR{address}=="e4:3a:6e:16:07:62", NAME="ens-virginmedia"
+    ATTR{address}=="e4:3a:6e:16:07:67", NAME="ens-general"
+  '';
+  boot.kernel.sysctl = {
+    "net.ipv4.ip_forward" = "1";
+    "net.ipv6.conf.default.forwarding" = "1";
+    "net.ipv6.conf.all.forwarding" = "1";
+  };
+  networking.nat = {
+    enable = true;
+    externalInterface = "ens-virginmedia";
+    internalInterfaces = ["ens-general"];
+  };
+  services.dhcpd4 = {
+    enable = true;
+    interfaces = ["ens-general"];
+    authoritative = true;
+    extraConfig = ''
+      subnet 192.168.1.0 netmask 255.255.255.0 {
+        option subnet-mask 255.255.255.0;
+        option routers 192.168.1.1;
+        option domain-name-servers 8.8.8.8, 8.8.4.4;
+        option domain-name "house.as205479.net";
+        default-lease-time 600;
+        max-lease-time 3600;
+
+        range 192.168.1.100 192.168.1.200;
+      }
+    '';
+  };
+  networking.localCommands = ''
+    tc qdisc del dev ens-virginmedia root || true
+    tc qdisc add dev ens-virginmedia root cake bandwidth 30Mbit
+    
+    ip link add name ifb-virginmedia type ifb || true
+    tc qdisc del dev ens-virginmedia ingress || true
+    tc qdisc add dev ens-virginmedia handle ffff: ingress
+    tc qdisc del dev ifb-virginmedia root || true
+    tc qdisc add dev ifb-virginmedia root cake bandwidth 500Mbit besteffort
+    ip link set dev ifb-virginmedia up
+    tc filter add dev ens-virginmedia parent ffff: matchall action mirred egress redirect dev ifb-virginmedia
+  '';
+
+  environment.systemPackages = with pkgs; [];
+
+  system.stateVersion = "21.03";
+}