diff --git a/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix b/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix
index 3de2e54a2b..e3cfbc5dde 100644
--- a/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix
+++ b/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix
@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ in {
               severity: page
             annotations:
               summary: "Average packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} high"
-              description: "The average packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} is {{ $value | humanize }}%, which is too high."
+              description: "The average packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} is {{ $value | humanizePercentage }}%, which is too high."
           - alert: SmokepingPacketLossVeryHigh
             expr: ((rate(smokeping_requests_total{host=~"(([a-z0-9]+.)+[a-z]+|([0-9]+.){3}[0-9]+)"}[5m]) - rate(smokeping_response_duration_seconds_count[5m])) / rate(smokeping_requests_total[5m])) >= 0.10
             for: 10m
@@ -308,7 +308,7 @@ in {
               severity: page
             annotations:
               summary: "Packet loss to {{ $labels.host }} from {{ $labels.system }} high"
-              description: "The packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} to {{ $labels.host }} (IP: {{ $labels.ip }}) is very high ({{ $value | humanize }}%)."
+              description: "The packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} to {{ $labels.host }} (IP: {{ $labels.ip }}) is very high ({{ $value | humanizePercentage }}%)."
 
           # Ping latency
           - alert: Smokeping95LatencyHigh
@@ -319,6 +319,15 @@ in {
             annotations:
               summary: "Ping latency from {{ $labels.system }} to {{ $labels.host }} high"
               description: "The 95th-percentile ping latency from {{ $labels.system }} to {{ $labels.host }} is {{ $value }}."
+
+          # Internet connectivity
+          - alert: MaldenRoadInternetConnectivityFailure 
+            expr: sum(bird_bfd_session_state{state="Up"} * on(instance,name,neighbor_address,system) group_left(device) bird_bfd_session_device) by (instance,neighbor_address,device,state,system) < 1
+            labels:
+              severity: page
+            annotations:
+              summary: "Device {{ $labels.device }} on {{ $labels.system }} reports BFD down to neighbour {{ $labels.neighbor_address }}"
+              description: "Ruh roh, Raggy"
       ''
     ];