diff --git a/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix b/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix
index 58e9306509..df3bdf109f 100644
--- a/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix
+++ b/ops/nixos/totoro/default.nix
@@ -270,6 +270,7 @@ in {
   services.prometheus = {
     enable = true;
     stateDir = "export/monitoring/prometheus";
+    webExternalUrl = "https://prometheus.int.lukegb.com";
     alertmanagers = [{
       scheme = "http";
       static_configs = [{
@@ -373,13 +374,13 @@ in {
 
           # Packet loss
           - alert: SmokepingAveragePacketLossHigh
-            expr: (avg((rate(smokeping_requests_total{host=~"(([a-z0-9]+.)+[a-z]+|([0-9]+.){3}[0-9]+)"}[5m]) - rate(smokeping_response_duration_seconds_count[5m])) / rate(smokeping_requests_total[5m])) by (system)) >= 0.01
+            expr: sum(clamp((rate(smokeping_requests_total{host=~"(([a-z0-9]+.)+[a-z]+|([0-9]+.){3}[0-9]+)"}[5m]) - rate(smokeping_response_duration_seconds_count[5m])) / rate(smokeping_requests_total[5m]) > 0.01, 1, 1)) by (system) > sum(clamp(smokeping_requests_total{host=~"(([a-z0-9]+.)+[a-z]+|([0-9]+.){3}[0-9]+)"}, 1, 1)) by (system) * 0.4
             for: 10m
             labels:
               severity: page
             annotations:
               summary: "Average packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} high"
-              description: "The average packet loss from {{ $labels.system }} is {{ $value | humanizePercentage }}%, which is too high."
+              description: "Too many endpoints are failing packet loss checks from {{ $labels.system }} ({{ $value }} targets)."
           - alert: SmokepingPacketLossVeryHigh
             expr: ((rate(smokeping_requests_total{host=~"(([a-z0-9]+.)+[a-z]+|([0-9]+.){3}[0-9]+)"}[5m]) - rate(smokeping_response_duration_seconds_count[5m])) / rate(smokeping_requests_total[5m])) >= 0.10
             for: 10m
@@ -413,6 +414,7 @@ in {
 
     alertmanager = {
       enable = true;
+      webExternalUrl = "https://alertmanager.int.lukegb.com";
       configuration = {
         global = {};
         route = {